Thin Mints

Thin Mints?
''Thin mints! Thin mints for miles! ''

''Thin mints are what makes the world go 'round sonny! Mhmm. It's mah favorite cookie too! ''

''Reggie boi! I want mah thin mints! 'Ave you seen my thin mints? Coulda' sworn I left them 'round here somewhere.''

Oh boy. What the heck is this.
''Thin mints, Reggie boi! That's what! Mhmm! ''

''All you gotta' do is make yerself a some minty cake, and then dip 'em in chocolate! Thin mints mah boi!''

''Now don't tell no girl scouts I told ya the recipe. I ain't hankerin' to be sued, now, ya hear? ''

Hold on...
''Hmm? What's that? Not a fan a' thin mints?!?! ''

''Listen here sonny, there ain't no thing as not likin' thin mints. Thin mints are a force-a-nature! And not that little peashooter, oh no. I'm talkin' a real one! Like lightning!''

And now I understand. Listen to this...
Turns out that 'thin mint' is a type of drug. I think this crazy old coot is high on crack.

''Nope! Cookies! Thin mint cookies! Reggie boi! I even gave you the recipe! Now don't tell no one, I ain't legally allowed to do such thingies.''

You can literally control time.

 'Ave you seen them girl ''scouts? Scary!''

How di- You know what. Never mind.

Thin mints!

Someone please help me...