Puph

Puph's Character
Puphenel Rindel, or Titus Puphius XVI, was the night guard of the P-Labs Bio-Dome, and has since become the leader of the Russian mafia. He is an anthropomorphized infant chicken, that in all reality is not actually a chicken. He is four feet tall, has a round, yellow body, stubby, clawed feet, wing nubs, and a round head topped with a tuft of white feathers. When his DNA was tested, Phluphe found traces of tulip, crocodile, pine tree, chicken, and what was eventually determined to be unicorn DNA. This strange combination of DNA has pointed out that no one can determine his gender. Everyone calls Puph a guy, but that's because it has become something of a habit. He does, however, generally dress the part.

Puph dresses and arms himself depending on the situation. Sometimes he wears a trench coat full of bubble cigars, sometimes its a mob boss with a heavy revolver. Most of the time he doesn't wear anything. He's covered in a thick layer of feathers and fluff, and it's not like he has a gender.

No one knows what Puph is, as stated before. He claims to be a chicken, but lived through the thousand year gap between NutSeed: In Space! and Thoughts. He also claims to be male; he not only has no evidence to back this up, but can't reproduce to begin with.

Puph come from a long line of warriors that have existed for millennia. One of his ancestors was the king of Rome, at one point. The weird part is that all historical records point to Puph's ancestors looking exactly like him.

Reginald has deduced that Puph's very existance is the meddling of the Time Lords. Chronus does not take responsibility for it, leaving Father Time's Thin Mint muddled brain to be the one who created this weirdo. To be honest, it wouldn't be surprising.

Trivia

 * Puph was one of the first NutSeed characters created. Alongside Phluphe.
 * All explanations for Puph's existance are simply the Author having fun with it.
 * Puph being the leader of the Russian Mafia is another case of the Author having fun.
 * Puph speaks Russian, and leads their Mafia, despite being Japanese and Dutch.
 * Puph can speak Russian, Greek, Italian, Japanese, English, Latin, Gobbish, Sylven, and Portuguese.
 * This dum-dum's name in Klis'adno is a synonym for stupid, or moron. (It is literally the word stupid.)